Bonus

One of the reasons I love doing what I do… It saves time on shopping for clothes.

How you ask? Well, I  will tell you.

Clients show up looking hot & stylin’ and I say, “Hey, where did you get that?”. Then I ask, “What size is that?” followed by a, “Does it shrink when you wash it?”. I ask everything just short of, “Do you mind if I try it on?”(I do have some respect for personal space).  So then, after I have my own little personal fashion consultation, I go out, buy it, and try to look half as cute as they did. I wouldn’t have to do this if I had any sense of fashion, but I don’t. If it were up to me I would probably still be wearing tube socks, pegging my pants and maybe sporting a scrunchy on my wrist.

So to all my potential clients out there, if you get the whole 20 questions about your wardrobe from me just consider it your little act of service for the day. You know, helping the needy and fashionably challenged.

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Little chubby baby fingers are oh, so edible!

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